i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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