There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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