i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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