No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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