Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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