No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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