is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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