he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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