Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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