just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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