Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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