We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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