so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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