so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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