Nicole vs. Life
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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