Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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