Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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