I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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