We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
As shirtless as possible
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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