you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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