508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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