so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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