I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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