we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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