I just saw a hot homeless man
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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