: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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