She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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