Your tits are I can't wait for
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Will exercising make me less horny?
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