Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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