Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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