Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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