Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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