If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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