no. you can't hotbox the world.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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