But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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