I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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