Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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