do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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