How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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