I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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