I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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