We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
wow bdsm is so cute
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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