I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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