that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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