It's like God shit irony all over that family
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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