on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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