im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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