I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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