the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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