We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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