I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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