walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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