I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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